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Welcome back to Play Of The Week.

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Where each week a new play is
performed live in front

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of a studio audience here in Cornley
and broadcast to the nation.

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I am Chris Bean, the director.
Following a number of complaints,

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we have combed through this week's
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One character in particular,

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"Buddy", does use rather a lot
of gruff vocabulary or as my mother

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would put it, "Scottish language",
which will be censored throughout.

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Also, unusually this week,
we have hit a minor snag.

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90 Degrees, in relation to the

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Tennessee heat.

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Unfortunately, when the set builders
saw "90 Degrees"

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written on their technical
drawings,

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they took it to mean they
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they've done, to be honest.

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But do not fear, we have corrected
the issue by repositioning

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the cameras.

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So! The actors are prepared.

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The stage is - in some sense - set.

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Please enjoy, 90 Degrees.

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How long has your daddy got left?

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Daddy gets more sick each sunrise.

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The doc says we ought to
prepare for the worst.

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Said I wasn't going to cry.

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Damn it.

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You've done some mighty fine work
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all by yourself, Larry.

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It's not just me. Ol' Neighbour
Joe's always passing through.

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Morning!

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BOTH: Morning, Joe!

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Well, your daddy's lucky to
have ya around.

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Thank you, Mr Pines.

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Sure is hot today.

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It's 90 degrees outside.

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It's 90 degrees in here, too.

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Can you feel it?

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I sure can!

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Perhaps I can pour you some ice tea?

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Please.

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Thank you.

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HE PANTS

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Melinda made it.

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Almost as good as your Mama
used to make.

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I sure wish she was here now.

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She'd know just what to say to Pa.

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Sugar? Yes, please.

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Always did have a sweet tooth.

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Just a couple of cubes.

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That's... Argh!

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You sure drank that fast.

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Can I get you a refill?

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NODE!

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My brother and sister will be
arriving any time now

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and I just can't wait to see them.

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There's only one damn reason
they're coming back.

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I am not naive, Mr Pines.

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Buddy and Barbara are good people.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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If you'll excuse me, Mr Pines.

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I'll be right back, Mr Pines.

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Take your time.

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It's Miss Barbara.

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No, Carl, I need you to tell
the buyers to relax

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and sign the damn contracts today.

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Real good to see you, Barb.

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I don't care if there are lay-offs,
Carl, I care about profits.

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Five years, Barb.

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And yet not a day seems to have
passed in here.

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You want to say hello to Ruffles?

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Don't tell me
that mangy dog is still alive?

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Ruffles come
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but he still loves to run around.

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MAN'S VOICE: Woof.

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Ruffles.

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Sit.

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WHIRRING

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Lie down.

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Lie down.

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MECHANICAL RASPING

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Woof.

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BEEPING

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That'll be our little brother.

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And his money-grabbing city gal.

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Melinda, please.
Be civil.

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Rene is Buddy's wife now.

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Yeah,
she's sure got her hooks in deep.

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Hi, Buddy. Rene.

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Buddy, good to see you.

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Oh, honey,
you weren't kidding, it is, erm...

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Quaint.

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Daddy's in his room.

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Now, before you see him,
I must warn you he's in a bad way.

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Oh, Barb, please don't cry.

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..it's just...

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..so sad.

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Come on, Barb, cut the crap.

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BLEEP!

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Easy, Buddy.

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You OK? Of course I'm not.

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I was the quarterback for the
Tennessee Bears, one bad tackle,

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and now I'm stuck in this chair.

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OK, Buddy. Calm down.

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How about a nice cool beer?

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Sure.

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HE SCREAMS

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I'm starvin', too.

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You got snacks, right?

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Can't you think about something
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Anything to stop me
thinking about my legs.

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You ain't even
asked about your pops, yet.

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How long does he have left?

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Doc says it could be any day now.

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At least he won't have to put up
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..crap.

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MAN'S VOICE: Woof! Bark! Growl!
Woof! Bark! Growl! Hiss! Woof!

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Oh, what's your little dog doing?

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Oh, don't mind him.
He's real friendly.

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Wait! Wait! Wait!

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Just press the button. Which button?

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The button right in front of you.

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Hmm.

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Apologies.

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Will someone please control this
animal?

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Go into the study, boy.

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you know.

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DIRECTOR: You're supposed to be
doing dog noises. You can't give it
lines.

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It's an inner monologue.

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Then why are you saying it out loud?
This is a naturalistic piece.

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They've built the set sideways.

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Just do a bark.

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This is your fault, Chris. Trying to
cut costs, getting Dennis' dad to
do the set.

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And you got that toymaker to do
all the furniture.

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jack-in-the-boxes before.

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Just do a dog noise!
Do a dog noise!

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Node.

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Go into the study, boy.

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Give me the remote.
Get off that.

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Careful, careful.

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Absolutely not. You're not
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Already, Chris,
what a disaster.

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Get your hands off me, you fiend.

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Ah! You idiot!

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It would be a lot easier if you
weren't looming over me like that.

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Give me back the control.

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I am doing it.

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table!

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Stay out of my way.
I'm executing a three-point turn.

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Look at the state of it.

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Look at the state of that.

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Will you stop interfering with me?
Oh, I can't take this.

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You did that. It's your fault.

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scene.

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That was not naturalistic.

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Ah, Mr Pines.

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VOICE OFF SET: Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!

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Ah, Mr Pines.

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Woof.

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I mean, howdy.

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I don't believe we've met before.

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This is Ronald Pines,
the family lawyer.

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Your daddy has asked me
to speak to you all on his behalf,

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since his condition has worsened.

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If you'd all be
so kind as to join me...

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It's a pleasure to see you
again, Miss Barbara.

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It's nice to have the family
back under one roof.

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It would be, if it wasn't for that
Yankee Jezebel in our midst.

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Now, now, Melinda,
you forget your place.

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interests at heart.

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You can see it clear as day,
she has eyes for another.

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Come now, Melinda, there's
nothing between Larry and Rene.

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No, I didn't say
nothing about Larry, did I?

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back to my chores.

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It's a pleasure to see you
again, Miss Barbara.

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It's nice to have the family
back under one roof.

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It would be if it wasn't for that
Yankee Jezebel in our midst.

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Now, now, Melinda,
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She doesn't have Buddy's best
interests at heart, you can

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see it clear as day,
she has eyes for another.

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Come now, Melinda, there's
nothing between Larry and Rene.

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No, I didn't say
nothing about Larry, did I?

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back to my chores.

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Thank you, Barbara.

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Welcome, everyone.

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Now I'm aware this may be
an uncomfortable meeting.

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First, I need you all to sign
a copy of these documents...

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Now, before Mr Burgess...

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will,

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by a show of hands which of you
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sell your share in Burgess Fine Tea
after your father has passed?

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Barbara.

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And Buddy?

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There it is.

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think of doing that to the workers?

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BLEEP!

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Oh, Buddy, I do wish you wouldn't
use that kind of language.

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Can you blame him for being angry?

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He's stuck in that chair for life.

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All right, everybody
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You're upsetting Ruffles.

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Woof.

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Come here, boy.

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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

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Good boy.

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Mr Burgess has made it
clear he does not want...

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not want the business to be

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sold, so it seems Burgess Fine Tea
must be inherited by Larry alone.

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Larry alone?

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All right. We all just need to cool
down.

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Melinda! Bring us
some more of that iced tea.

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SHE GROANS

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I'm going to need something stronger
than that.

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Melinda, fetch us
some beers from the refrigerator?

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OK.

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Yes, Mr Larry.

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ARGH!

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Barb. Barb!

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Rene.

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Clean, Clean, Clean!

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Clean, Clean... Clean!

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Rene!

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Rene.

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Clean. Pure!

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Ah, Rene, are you ready!

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SCREAMING

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Rene, all right.

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CROWD CHEERS

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If you need me, Mr Larry...

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Oh, no! Help me! Oh!

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There go my bosoms!

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If you need me, Mr Larry, I'll be
in the kitchen!

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How is it fair that Larry
gets it all?

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BLEEP!

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Oh, come on, Buddy!
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Settle down, all of you,
and drink your beers.

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There's nothing like some cool
suds on a hot day.

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Mmmm. Perhaps Burgess Fine
Tea should brew beers.

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BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!

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civil to one another.

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Buddy always gets snippy when he's
been drinking on an empty stomach.

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We can deal with that.

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Melinda, bring us
some of that fine gazpacho.

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SHOUTING: Yes, Mr Larry.

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Mmm-mm-mmm.

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If you're still hungry after that,
Ol' Neighbour Joe usually

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passes by with something
sweet about now.

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Howdy. Who'd like a slice
of my blueberry pie?

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THUDDING

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Buddy, why don't you take five
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What you must understand is,

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Mr Burgess has the
interest of his workers at heart.

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00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,359
Now, Barbara, I know you're
not happy with... er...

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I know you're not happy with
Daddy's decision,

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but as his children,
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I absolutely agree.

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Now, I know Buddy can be
temperamental...

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MUFFLED: ..to deal with.

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Excuse me, Mr Pines, may
I speak with you in the living room?

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Of course.

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After you.

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I'll be back momentarily.

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Excuse me.

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Oh, Larry, I thought
they'd never leave us alone.

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I don't know what you're
talking about, Rene.

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I'm talking about you and I, Larry.

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The chemistry between us.

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That was one night of weakness
and I've regretted it ever since.

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Don't pretend you don't want to
kiss me, Larry Burgess.

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Right here on this table.

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Whoa! Whoa! Oh!

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All right. Oh, careful, careful.

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SHE SCREAMS

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Oh, Larry,
you've got such a gentle touch.

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Rene! RENE! OK! All right, I got
you!

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ARRGH!

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Keep your voice down,
someone might hear us! Larry!

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00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,919
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on in here?

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00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,119
Barbara!
This is not what it looks like.

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I have no idea what it looks like.

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I cannot believe a brother of mine
would engage in such underhand...

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Oh!

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Get after her, Larry!

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Whoa! Argh!

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00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,040
You've gotta help me!

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00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,839
Please, Barb,
don't tell anyone what you just saw!

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00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,559
Well. It seems I have you over a
barrel.

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00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,319
I can't let Buddy find out.

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It would kill him.

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Thank you, Barbara.

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As long as you give me the business.

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00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,439
I can't do that! I promised Pa!

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Growl.

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Easy.

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Easy, Ruffles.

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00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,719
She's trying to blackmail you,
Larry.

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00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,799
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00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,679
Give me the remote, you're not
playing the dog any more. Give it
to me.

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00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,199
I am doing it.

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Get off me! ARGH!

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Get out!

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00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,519
Fine. I'm going to the canteen.

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00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,639
It's real simple, Larry,
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and I don't tell Buddy your dirty
little secret.

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00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,359
What happened to us, Barb?

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00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,839
Why can't we all be
more like Ruffles?

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00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,159
He don't ask for nothing.

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00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,120
A packet of wine gums, please.

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00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,199
He ain't greedy.

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00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,560
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00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,759
And he don't care about money.

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00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,039
£3.49?!
What is this, the cinema?

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00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,879
Absolutely not, I'll put them back.

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00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,799
SECURITY GUARD: Excuse me, sir, what
have you just put in your trousers?

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00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,399
Nothing. I didn't um...
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00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,600
No! PLEASE! Just-

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00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,719
Look over there!

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ARRRGHHHH!!

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00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,879
Get back here!

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PANTING

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00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,240
All right, I think I lost him.

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00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,200
Where the hell am I? I'm lost.

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00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,520
Should be safe in here.

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PACKET RUSTLING

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Larry! Buddy!

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00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,519
I've been talking to Pa.

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00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:30,679
You really are a no good BLEEP!
of crap.

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00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,239
Take it easy, Buddy.

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00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,639
I didn't know Pa was going to leave
me in charge.

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00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,159
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00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,159
I'm going to go and pay my respects.

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00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,239
I'm coming with you.

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00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,400
Oh no.

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00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,719
Yes.

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00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,879
Buddy.

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00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,119
Rene.

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00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,039
Are you all right?

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00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,839
Why are you looking at me like that?

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00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,680
It's just the heat,
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359
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,200
What?

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00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,840
I said pass me that beer, would you?

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00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,360
The bee-aar.

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00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,680
No... not the bee-aar.

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00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,679
The bee-uhh.

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00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,239
The bee-aar.

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00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,879
Node...

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00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,199
Not the bee-aar.

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00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,479
The bee-uhh.

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00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,639
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down.

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00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,120
Pass me... the bee-uhh.

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00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,359
The bee-aar. No, not the bee-aar.
The bee-UHH.

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00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:48,839
The BEE-AAR.
No, not the bee-aar. The... The...

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00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,439
The bee-uhh. The bee-aar.

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00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,439
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00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,359
Oh...

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00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,199
..the beard!
No... not the beard.

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00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,959
Not the beard, the beer!!

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00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,479
Um, Lager... Lager beer. Stock?

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00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,759
Lager beer? Lager beer!

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00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,999
Oh, lager beer. Lager beer.

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00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,440
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a larger bee-aar!

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00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,760
Thank you.

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00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,960
C-shhh...

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00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,079
Cheers.

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00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,960
SHE SCREAMS

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00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,119
Papa? Oh, Papa, don't go.

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00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:39,199
It's all right, Barb,
everything's going to be all right.

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00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,360
It doesn't look like he can
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00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,400
Oh, he's coughing!
Get him his pills.

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00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,000
Here you go, Pa.

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00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,280
Here's your oxygen, Pa.

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00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,560
Here you go, Pa.

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00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,279
You gotta stay with us, Daddy,

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00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,200
Ol' Neighbour Joe just
made you a puddin'.

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00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,280
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00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,200
Thank you, Joe.

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00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,479
I feel it's nearly time.

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00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,839
Oh, Daddy.

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00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,280
You're making me cry.

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00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,800
Look, Pa, Ruffles has come
to say goodbye.

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00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,880
Let me pet him one last time.

401
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,919
Whoa!

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00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,519
Careful, Papa!

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00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,479
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I'm going!

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00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,319
No, hold on, Papa.

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00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,359
I don't think I can hold on much
longer.

406
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,319
I love you, Barbara.
I love you, Daddy.

407
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,039
I love you, Larry.
I love you, Pa.

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00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,600
Goodbye, cruel world.

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00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,400
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00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,839
It's a shame it had to
work out this way.

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00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:28,559
It's going to be all right, Buddy,
we don't need Burgess Fine Tea.

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00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,079
We have each other.

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00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:34,480
I just never catch a break,
first my accident and now this.

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00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,760
HE SCREAMS

415
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,440
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cry like this before.

416
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,919
Papa's passed.

417
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,799
I'm so sorry. I'll leave y'all
alone.

418
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,759
Larry, if you want to swing
by my office to go over the papers.

419
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,679
You know, Buddy, I saw the funniest
thing this afternoon in the study.

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00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,399
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stopping by.

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00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,839
You won't?

422
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:12,559
No, I want to sign over
control of the company to Barbara.

423
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,519
What? To Barbara?

424
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,759
If you have the papers,
I'll sign them now.

425
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,480
Larry, are you sure?

426
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,880
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427
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,160
All right.

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00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,880
Sign here.

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00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,200
And here.

430
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,520
And on the reverse.

431
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,759
There.

432
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,320
I'll have these papers
filed right away.

433
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,559
Good day, y'all.

434
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,519
I'll walk you to your car, Mr Pines.

435
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,839
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that.

436
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,399
I've done it for you, Buddy.

437
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,599
It's true.

438
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,439
If Larry hadn't signed those papers,

439
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,920
I'd have told you
all about his affair with Rene.

440
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,719
Barbara! You've played me.

441
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,560
Like a game of craps.
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442
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,439
Anyhow, I'd love to stay and talk,

443
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,399
but we have to get back to
Connecticut.

444
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,519
Ain't that right...

445
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,840
..Rene?

446
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,919
That's right, Barbara.

447
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,879
Sorry, Buddy.

448
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,519
Rene! How can you do this to me?

449
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,479
Woof, woof, woof!
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450
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,359
No, you don't.

451
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:52,359
You two played me from the start.

452
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,880
Sorry, Larry.

453
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,879
Come on, sweetie.

454
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,680
Let's get out of here.

455
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,959
Buddy.

456
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,439
I'm so sorry.

457
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,360
Pa's gone.

458
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,000
There's nothing left for us here.

459
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,000
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460
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:27,279
Well, I guess it's just you
and me now, Ruffles.

461
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,359
Indeed it is, Larry,
and there is much I need to say.

462
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,559
WHY MUST...

463
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,759
Excuse me, sir, Cornley Police, can
I have a word? What?

464
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,559
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matching your description,
shoplifting.

465
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,119
Would you come with us, please?
It was Chris, he told me to do it.

466
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:43,119
What's going on here?
Is this man working
under your instruction, sir?

467
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,199
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468
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,799
You're under arrest.
Take your hands off me!

469
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,959
Oops, microphone's still on...

470
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,400
Erm... The dog's dead.

471
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,479
Ruffles? Ruffles!

472
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,000
Ruffles, no!

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00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,360
Oh!